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So you’re driving in rush hour traffic and your exit is coming up so you get in the exit lane behind a plethora of other drivers taking the same exit. It’s slow going but you’re willing to take your turn when some jerk decides they’re too special in life to wait their turn so they stop traffic in the lane beside you to squeeze into your lane. This results in the lane beside you jamming up until someone lets him in. I wished car license plates were the home phone number of the driver so you can call him all hours of the night to remind them that they aren’t so special and need to stop jamming up traffic.

Welcome Fellow Gripers!

I’d like to have an entire 24 hours of a day to bitch slap the person who came up with this idea. I’m not driving like *I* have a baby on board but I want you to. Personally, I think you should find the people who would buy this piece of crap to display on their back windshield or bumper and snuff them out before they have the chance to reproduce another thoughtless wonder into the world!

Humans are about the only species on the planet where we don’t cull the herd and I think we should revisit that philosophy. I mean seriously, if a wilderbeast is stupid enough to wander away from the protection of the rest of the herd and becomes lunch for a den of lions then shouldn’t stupid people be weeded out as well? Ron White had it right in his famous quote “You Can’t Fix Stupid”!

I don’t mind assholes behind the wheel of a car and I find a cellphone just as useful as the next person – but the two together mix about as well as nitro-glycerin and potholes. Who doesn’t enjoy being behind the person in the fast lane that hasn’t thought to set their cruise control prior to dialing so their speed doesn’t fluctuate between 40 and 55 mph? Surely they can’t be so stupid as to fail to notice the cars behind them riding their ass, flashing their lights or honking at their stupidity and the kicker is, once they finally finish their phone call and come back to reality and do notice that they’ve been  blocking traffic and being an asshole in general, have the audacity to be annoyed that you were honking at them in the first place.

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