I don’t mind assholes behind the wheel of a car and I find a cellphone just as useful as the next person – but the two together mix about as well as nitro-glycerin and potholes. Who doesn’t enjoy being behind the person in the fast lane that hasn’t thought to set their cruise control prior to dialing so their speed doesn’t fluctuate between 40 and 55 mph? Surely they can’t be so stupid as to fail to notice the cars behind them riding their ass, flashing their lights or honking at their stupidity and the kicker is, once they finally finish their phone call and come back to reality and do notice that they’ve beenĀ blocking traffic and being an asshole in general, have the audacity to be annoyed that you were honking at them in the first place.
